Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort \ | of duck call. | | | \ -- Richard Lewis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;