Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Eleanor Rigby \ | | | Sits at the keyboard | | | | And waits for a line on the screen | | Lives in a dream Waits for a signal | | | | Finding some code | | | | That will make the machine do some | | more. What is it for? | | | | All the lonely users, where do they all | | come from? All the lonely users, why | | does it take so long? | | | | Hacker MacKensie Writing the code for a | | program that no one will run It's | | nearly done Look at him working, fixing | | the bugs in the night when there's | | | | nobody there. What does he care? | | | | All the lonely users, where do they all | | come from? All the lonely users, why | | does it take so long? Ah, look at all | | the lonely users. Ah, look at all the | \ lonely users. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;