Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The profession of book writing makes \ | horse racing seem like a solid, stable | | business. | | | | -- John Steinbeck | | | | [Horse racing *is* a stable business | \ ...] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;