Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Brandy Davis, an outfielder and \ | teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh | | Pirates, is my choice for team captain. | | Cincinnati was beating us 3-1, and I | | led off the bottom of the eighth with a | | walk. The next hitter banged a hard | | single to right field. Feeling the wind | | at my back, I rounded second and kept | | going, sliding safely into third base. | | | | With runners at first and third, and | | home-run hitter Ralph Kiner at bat, our | | manager put in the fast Brandy Davis to | | run for the player at first. Even with | | Kiner hitting and a change to win the | | game with a home run, Brandy took off | | for second and made it. Now we had | | runners at second and third. | | | | I'm standing at third, knowing I'm not | | going anywhere, and see Brandy start to | | take a lead. All of a sudden, here he | | comes. He makes a great slide into | | third, and I scream, "Brandy, where are | | you going?" He looks up, and shouts, | | "Back to second if I can make it." | | | | -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball | \ Game" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;