Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Proper treatment will cure a cold in \ | seven days, but left to itself, a cold | | will hang on for a week. | | | \ -- Darrell Huff / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;