Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know you are getting old when you \ | think you should drive the speed limit. | | | \ -- E. A. Gilliam / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;