Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We tried to close Ohio's borders and \ | ran into a Constitutional problem. | | There's a provision in the Constitution | | that says you can't close your borders | | to interstate commerce, and garbage is | | a form of interstate commerce. | | | \ -- Ohio Lt. Governor Paul Leonard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;