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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Around the turn of this century, a      \
| composer named Camille Saint-Saens      |
| wrote a satirical zoological-fantasy    |
| called "Le Carnaval des Animaux." Aside |
| from one movement of this piece, "The   |
| Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this    |
| work to be published or even performed  |
| until a year had elapsed after his      |
| death. (He died in 1921.)               |
|                                         |
| Most of us know the "Swan" movement     |
| rather well, with its smooth, flowing   |
| cello melody against a calm background; |
| but I've been having this fantasy...    |
|                                         |
| What if he had written this piece with  |
| lyrics, as a song to be sung? And,      |
| further, what if he had accompanied     |
| this song with a musical saw? (This     |
| instrument really does exist, often     |
| played by percussionists!) Then the     |
| piece would be better known as:         |
|                                         |
\ SAINT-SAENS' SAW SONG "SWAN"!           /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;