Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is \ | overnight -- it took over ten years of | | careful development." (By | \ dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;