Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / An empty cab drove up and Sarah \ | Bernhardt got out. -Arthur Baer, | | | \ American comic and columnist / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;