Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'd like to see the government get out \ | of war altogether and leave the whole | | field to private industry. | | | \ -- Joseph Heller / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;