Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Double Bucky, you're the one, You make \ | my keyboard so much fun, Double Bucky, | | an additional bit or two, (Vo-vo-de-o) | | Control and meta, side by side, | | Augmented ASCII, 9 bits wide! Double | | Bucky, a half a thousand glyphs, plus a | | few! | | | | Oh, I sure wish that I, Had a couple of | | bits more! Perhaps a set of pedals to | | make the number of bits four. | | | | Double Double Bucky! Double Bucky left | | and right OR'd together, outta sight! | | Double Bucky, I'd like a whole word of, | | Double Bucky, I'm happy I heard of, | | Double Bucky, I'd like a whole word of | | you! | | | | -- to Nicholas Wirth, who suggested | | that an extra bit | | | | be added to terminal codes on 36-bit | | machines for use | | | | by screen editors. [to the tune of | \ "Rubber Ducky"] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;