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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ There are three possible parts to a    \
| date, of which at least two must be    |
| offered: entertainment, food, and      |
| affection. It is customary to begin a  |
| series of dates with a great deal of   |
| entertainment, a moderate amount of    |
| food, and the merest suggestion of     |
| affection. As the amount of affection  |
| increases, the entertainment can be    |
| reduced proportionately. When the      |
| affection IS the entertainment, we no  |
| longer call it dating. Under no        |
| circumstances can the food be omitted. |
|                                        |
| -- Miss Manners' Guide to              |
\ Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour       /
 ----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;