Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have looked in the mirror every \ | morning and asked myself: "If today | | were the last day of my life, would I | | want to do what I am about to do | | today?" And whenever the answer has | | been "No" for too many days in a row, I | | know I need to change something. | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;