Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Humanity has advanced, when it has \ | advanced, not because it has been | | sober, responsible, and cautious, but | | because it has been playful, | | rebellious, and immature. | | | \ -- Tom Robbins / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;