Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the \ | livelong day; The eyes of Texas are | | upon you, You cannot get away; Do not | | think you can escape them From night | | 'til early in the morn; The eyes of | | Texas are upon you 'Til Gabriel blows | | his horn. | | | \ -- University of Texas' school song / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;