Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Get back to your stations!" \ | | | "We're beaming down to the planet, | | sir." | | | | -- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of | | Paradise", | | | \ stardate 3417.3 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;