Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Uncontrolled power will turn even \ | saints into savages. And we can all be | | counted on to live down to our lowest | | impulses. | | | | -- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren", | \ stardate 5784.3 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;