Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We are each entitled to our own \ | opinion, but no one is entitled to his | | own facts. | | | \ -- Patrick Moynihan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;