Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No, I'm not going to explain it. If you \ | can't figure it out, you didn't want to | | know anyway... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1991Aug7.180856.2854@netlabs.com> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;