Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "You are old, Father William," the \ | young man said, | | | | "All your papers these days look the | | same; Those William's would be better | | unread -- | | | | Do these facts never fill you with | | shame?" | | | | "In my youth," Father William replied | | to his son, | | | | "I wrote wonderful papers galore; But | | the great reputation I found that I'd | | won, | | | \ Made it pointless to think any more." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;