Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Arthur's Laws of Love: \ | | | (1) People to whom you are attracted | | invariably think you | | | | remind them of someone else. | | | | (2) The love letter you finally got the | | courage to send will be | | | | delayed in the mail long enough for you | | to make a fool of | | | \ yourself in person. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;