Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This process can check if this value is \ | zero, and if it is, it does something | | child-like. | | | | -- Forbes Burkowski, CS 454, University | \ of Washington / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;