Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I met a wonderful new man. He's \ | fictional, but you can't have | | everything. | | | \ -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;