Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I understand this is your first dead \ | client," Sabian was saying. The | | absurdity of the statement made me want | | to laugh but they don't call me Deadpan | | Allie and lie. | | | \ -- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;