Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / That could certainly be done, but I \ | don't want to fall into the Forth trap, | | where every running Forth | | implementation is really a different | | language. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;