Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If you marry a man who cheats on his \ | wife, you'll be married to a man who | | cheats on his wife. | | | \ -- Ann Landers / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;