Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: \ | | | Systems about which nothing general can | | be said, save "nothing | | | \ general can be said." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;