Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / -- Neophyte's serendipity. -- Exclusive \ | dedication to necessitious chores | | without interludes of | | | | hedonistic diversion renders John a | | hebetudinous fellow. -- A revolving | | concretion of earthy or mineral matter | | accumulates no | | | | congeries of small, green bryophytic | | plant. -- The person presenting the | | ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby | | the | | | | optimal cachinnation. -- Abstention | | from any aleatory undertaking precludes | | a potential | | | | escallation of a lucrative nature. -- | | Missiles of ligneous or osteal | | consistency have the potential of | | | | fracturing osseous structure, but | | appellations will eternally | | | \ remain innocuous. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;