Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I've been on a diet for two weeks and \ | all I've lost is two weeks. | | | \ -- Totie Fields / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;