Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The primary difference [...] is that \ | the Java programm will reliably and | | obviously crash, whereas the C Program | | will do something obscure | | | \ -- Java Language Tutorial / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;