Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Whistler's Law: \ | | | You never know who is right, but you | \ always know who is in charge. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;