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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ DE: The Soviets seem to have difficulty \
| implementing modern technology.         |
|                                         |
| Would you comment on that?              |
|                                         |
| Belenko: Well, let's talk about         |
| aircraft engine lifetime. When I flew   |
| the                                     |
|                                         |
| MiG-25, its engines had a total         |
| lifetime of 250 hours.                  |
|                                         |
| DE: Is that mean-time-between-failure?  |
|                                         |
| Belenko: No, the engine is finished; it |
| is scrapped.                            |
|                                         |
| DE: You mean they pull it out and throw |
| it away, not even overhauling it?       |
|                                         |
| Belenko: That is correct. Overhaul is   |
| too expensive.                          |
|                                         |
| DE: That is absurdly low by free world  |
| standards.                              |
|                                         |
| Belenko: I know. -- an interview with   |
| Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot    |
| who defected in 1976                    |
|                                         |
| "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6,   |
\ pg. 102                                 /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;