Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / DE: The Soviets seem to have difficulty \ | implementing modern technology. | | | | Would you comment on that? | | | | Belenko: Well, let's talk about | | aircraft engine lifetime. When I flew | | the | | | | MiG-25, its engines had a total | | lifetime of 250 hours. | | | | DE: Is that mean-time-between-failure? | | | | Belenko: No, the engine is finished; it | | is scrapped. | | | | DE: You mean they pull it out and throw | | it away, not even overhauling it? | | | | Belenko: That is correct. Overhaul is | | too expensive. | | | | DE: That is absurdly low by free world | | standards. | | | | Belenko: I know. -- an interview with | | Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot | | who defected in 1976 | | | | "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, | \ pg. 102 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;