Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Each honest calling, each walk of life, \ | has its own elite, its own aristocracy | | based on excellence of performance. -- | \ James Bryant Conant / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;