Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are two kinds of solar-heat \ | systems: "passive" systems collect the | | sunlight that hits your home, and | | "active" systems collect the sunlight | | that hits your neighbors' homes, too. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;