Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Confessions may be good for the soul, \ | but they are bad for the reputation. | | | \ -- Lord Thomas Dewar / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;