Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Another day, another dollar. \ | | | -- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer | | for John Hinckley, | | | | upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting | | President Ronald | | | \ Reagan. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;