Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'll give you my opinion of the human \ | race in a nutshell ... their heart's in | | the right place, but their head is a | | thoroughly inefficient organ. | | | | -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Summing | \ Up" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;