Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In the strict scientific sense we all \ | feed on death -- even vegetarians. | | | | -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate | \ 3615.4 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;