Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Joy: Lets fork cat! :) \ | Joy: imagine a big pitchfork | | and a dead kitten on top of | | | \ it.. with blood running down.. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;