Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Then here's to the City of Boston, The \ | town of the cries and the groans. Where | | the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks, | | And the Lowells won't speak to the | | Cohns. | | | \ -- Franklin Pierce Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;