Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A man can have two, maybe three love \ | affairs while he's married. After that | | it's cheating. | | | \ -- Yves Montand / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;