Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Grand Master Turing once dreamed that \ | he was a machine. When he awoke he | | exclaimed: | | | | "I don't know whether I am Turing | | dreaming that I am a machine, | | | | or a machine dreaming that I am | | Turing!" | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;