Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Last year we drove across the \ | country... We switched on the | | driving... every half mile. We had one | | cassette tape to listen to on the | | entire trip. I don't remember what it | | was. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;