Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / hacker, n.: \ | | | Originally, any person with a knack for | | coercing stubborn inanimate | | | | things; hence, a person with a happy | | knack, later contracted by the | | | | mythical philosopher Frisbee Frobenius | | to the common usage, 'hack'. | | | | In olden times, upon completion of some | | particularly atrocious body | | | | of coding that happened to work well, | | culpable programmers would gather | | | | in a small circle around a first | | edition of Knuth's Best Volume I by | | | | candlelight, and proceed to get very | | drunk while sporadically rending | | | | the following ditty: | | | | Hacker's Fight Song | | | | He's a Hack! He's a Hack! | | | | He's a guy with the happy knack! | | | | Never bungles, never shirks, | | | | Always gets his stuff to work! | | | \ All take a drink (important!) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;