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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ hacker, n.:                             \
|                                         |
| Originally, any person with a knack for |
| coercing stubborn inanimate             |
|                                         |
| things; hence, a person with a happy    |
| knack, later contracted by the          |
|                                         |
| mythical philosopher Frisbee Frobenius  |
| to the common usage, 'hack'.            |
|                                         |
| In olden times, upon completion of some |
| particularly atrocious body             |
|                                         |
| of coding that happened to work well,   |
| culpable programmers would gather       |
|                                         |
| in a small circle around a first        |
| edition of Knuth's Best Volume I by     |
|                                         |
| candlelight, and proceed to get very    |
| drunk while sporadically rending        |
|                                         |
| the following ditty:                    |
|                                         |
| Hacker's Fight Song                     |
|                                         |
| He's a Hack! He's a Hack!               |
|                                         |
| He's a guy with the happy knack!        |
|                                         |
| Never bungles, never shirks,            |
|                                         |
| Always gets his stuff to work!          |
|                                         |
\ All take a drink (important!)           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;