Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / As flies to wanton boys are we to the \ | gods; they kill us for their sport. | | | \ -- Shakespeare, "King Lear" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;