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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A pickup with three guys in it pulls    \
| into the lumber yard. One of the men    |
| gets out and goes into the office.      |
|                                         |
| "I need some four-by-two's," he says.   |
|                                         |
| "You must mean two-by-four's" replies   |
| the clerk.                              |
|                                         |
| The man scratches his head. "Wait a     |
| minute," he says, "I'll go check."      |
|                                         |
| Back, after an animated conversation    |
| with the other occupants of the truck,  |
| he reassures the clerk, that, yes, in   |
| fact, two-by-fours would be acceptable. |
|                                         |
| "OK," says the clerk, writing it down,  |
| "how long you want 'em?"                |
|                                         |
| The guy gets the blank look again.      |
| "Uh... I guess I better go check," he   |
| says.                                   |
|                                         |
| He goes back out to the truck, and      |
| there's another animated conversation.  |
| The guy comes back into the office. "A  |
| long time," he says, "we're building a  |
\ house".                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;