Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I guess I've been wrong all my life, \ | but so have billions of other people... | | Certainty is just an emotion. | | | \ -- Hal Clement / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;