Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Recent research has tended to show that \ | the Abominable No-Man is being replaced | | by the Prohibitive Procrastinator. | | | \ -- C. N. Parkinson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;