Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________ / Paprika Measure: \ | | | 2 dashes == 1 smidgen | | | | 2 smidgens == 1 pinch | | | | 3 pinches == 1 soupcon | | | \ 2 soupcons == 2 much paprika / ------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;